Bro Code 1. Bros before hoes. I cannot stress this
enough. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always
there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team
Testosterone.Bro Code2. Never drink the last beer, unless you've been granted specific permission that it's OK.
Bro Code3. If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of time:
A. Was an ex-girlfriend.
B. Your friend specifically told you he wanted her.
C. Is you're buddy's sister.
However, if it's your buddy's cousin, well she's up for grabs, and you're welcome to rub it in his face for years to come.
Bro Code4. Never diss a guy if his team just lost a crushing game.
5. You must never own a cat.Bro Code6. If you get 2 tickets to the big game, the priority list for granting the second ticket is as follows:
A. Your best friends (in order of how long you've known them).
B. Your acquaintances.
C. Your co-workers.
D. The mailman.
E. The UPS guy.
F. NASA.
G. John Kerry.
....Z. Your girlfriend.
Bro Code7. You are allowed to enjoy exactly one chick TV show, and one chick flick. (Mine are Dawson's Creek and Love, Actually). You may have no more. And if you like Grease, well, we're already too late.
Bro Code8. Birthday and Christmas presents for your guy friends are optional. Beer always makes a great gift.
Bro Code9. If you go the bar with your buddies, you must buy a round of drinks at least once.
Bro Code10. There are no mercy rules when playing someone in Madden, hoops, street hockey, bare-fisted boxing, etc.
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